Spider-Jesus

Introducing Full Moon Maximum Mojo!

Spider-Jesus — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:10:24 +0000

It’s a Full Moon tonight Minions!

Spider-Jesus Minions know that you don’t need an excuse to party, but they also know that if there is one, they are going to take full advantage of it.

Well, normally at least - A Handful of Minions gathered for a Mojo meeting last night, and it’s fair to say a good time was had by all though it did mean that the Hump Day Haiku went AWOL, but good news, steps are been taken to get a regular supply in place so you need never have another dull Wednesday with out a little bite of tasty word play to help maintain your Mojo though to the weekend.

Since it’s a Full Moon tonight, have you remebered your Spider-Jesus teachings and put your Lucky Penny out in the Moonlight to charge it’s luck up? Get to it!

Not got a Lucky Penny? Well, this is how you make one:

First of all, Lucky Pennies are always very old. But also very shiny. The really sneaky, and thus shinyest pennies hide under durt however, making them hard to spot.

Next, show your penny some Love. A nice clean, a bit of smooth talking, make sure your Lucky Penny knows it’s important.

Then, put it out to charge up under the moon light. Moon Rays are full of luck, so your now happy Lucky Penny is ready to soak them up so it’s brimming with protential Awesomeness.

All that’s left to do is keep it some where safe - Not with other coins of course, any fool knows that luck leaks to other, non-primed coins and loses thee Mojo, so have a think where to keep it and you’re set, one Lucky Penny for any occasion, give it a wirl next time you find yourself holding a scratch card.

Monday Mojo Maintenance Message 10th November 2008

Spider-Jesus — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:39:44 +0000

Hello Little Ones,

Another Monday is here and after the bright lights of Hallowe’en and Bonfire Night November falls into a bit of a slump, but fear not commercialism is at hand and have taken the prerogative to tell us Christmas is coming! Weather we like it or not. Clearly in America they have the right idea of throwing another all you can eat festival in the middle to keep people busy, but in Europe people make their own entertainment. Of course there are Spider-Jesus Minions the world over, some of them in uncivilised parts of the world where they don’t have the decency to get cold in Winter.

But for the rest of you still in the cold, without Thanksgiving to keep your mind off things surely you don’t need an excuse to go turn the heating up a notch, gather some friends and over eat together to spread the Mojo in your own way, events like Thanksgiving and Christmas might be needed to prompt the rest of the world to be social, but you know better then that, there is no better reason to get a group of people to come together beyond the very simple reason that they can.

While you take a moment to think about that dig out your diary to pick out a day in the near future you can summon up some Mojo out of pure randomness.

On to other matters, and as this site takes form Spider-Jesus needs you! Each Wednesday is for Hump Day Haikus and submissions are welcome - All you need to do is leave a comment here or on Twitter to let me know you’re interested, and I’l have one of my Minion’s talk you through the process of submitting it formally.

Enjoy Your Mojo Minions

Thought For Thursday 6th November 2008

Spider-Jesus — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:33:17 +0000

Welcome back little ones,

If you’ve been waiting for my newest words appologies. I’ve be distracted by Hallowe’en, The new Bond movie Quantum of Solace, The American Election, and Bonfire night at Spooky World so a busy time of year for those who live to Carpe Noctum. But enough of excuses, there is Mojo to be spread.

Recently one of my Minions pointed out there is a group on Facebook claiming to have seen the real Spider-Jesus, and since I like nothing more then having my Ego stroked (Well, maybe not just my Ego… but I digress) I of course went and had a look.

The group in question is easy to find, but alas, that’s no Spider-Jesus.

Yamez (Possibly an Ancient Greek Camel Trader and Philosopher) once stated “Spider-Jesus is the Head of Jesus, on the Body of a Spider” the picture clearly shows a full bodied Jesus, riding upon a four legged platform. Which is one too many bodies, and four too few legs. That said, a good first effort and a step in the right direction.

Any further sightings of Spider-Jesus you can post on flickr tagged with spider-jesus, or drop a comment here on the site for investigation.

Enjoy your Mojo Minions!

Hump Day Haiku: Camel

Spider-Jesus — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:25:21 +0000

Camels are Awesome.

That’s a Fact Little Ones.

Enjoy Your Mojo…

Black Moon Mojo Reset and Reclaim

Spider-Jesus — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:28:48 +0000

Hello Little Ones,

Spider-Jesus here again. The long Winter nights are really starting to set in now and the first snow fall of the year in these parts is making grown men act insanely. I was just moments ago asked by someone for the direction of a nearby town where he knew it was snowing, so while looking out the window he could weigh up the chances of it snowing here based on the movements of the clouds. I kid you not. Surely everyone knows if you want to devine the weather, you need to use squirrel entrails. I know that in an office environment Health and Safety tend to frown on that kind of thing, but interestingly the student staple of “9p noodles” from ADSA also work. Which isn’t as surprising as you might first think…

Now Children, tonight is also a Black Moon - or New Moon if you’d like - which marks the start of a new lunar cycle and an opportunity to take stock, and kick your Mojo back into gear. But how to do that?

A good starting place is undoutably a nice cup of Chai and a slice of cake, coupled with your favourite pen and notebook at hand and writing down a new list of things you want to do in the next four weeks. A good first item on any forward thinking list like this is: “Be Awesome”.

I take all the credit for the choice of Chai as the sweet and spicy herbal brew used when resetting Mojo during the Black Moon, with it’s tasty vanilla and cinnamon flavors steaming flavoursomly into the cold winters night it’s clearly perfect. If earlier in the day you made some Chai and mention it on Twitter, that’s only because your reading it here now, and the words of Spider-Jesus transand time and space. Reality-Reflective Inspiration if you like.

Once you’re sitting down, have a nibble of cake and sip of chai, and before you write down your Plan of Awesomeness for the next weeks, give yourself a clap. Clapping is the love child of drumming and high-fives, ergo: is Awesome. Two slow claps, followed by two quick claps is a good starting point. If you want more, just add “Change Clap Beats” to your list.

So there you have it, a moment of Mojo to look ahead to the coming weeks. Write it down, follow it along with the Four Step Mojo Mantra and have the best month of your life.

Do leave a comment, or twitter me a message with your thoughts, and when you come next Black Moon, following a Gathering of the Muses one of the many voices of Spider-Jesus will offer more Mojo motivated insights.

Enjoy your Mojo Minions!

Monday Mojo Maintenance Message 27th October 2008

Spider-Jesus — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:38:43 +0000

Hello Children,

Spider-Jesus here for the very first Monday Mojo Maintanence Message.

I just thought you’d like to know that the teaser trailer should be finding it’s way to the wilds of the interwebs in a couple of weeks as finally the raw footage is waiting for our Video Editor to pick up. If she isn’t too busy getting a filling from a Dentist. If she is, then it might be a call to the PhotoPixie to see if she can work her magic on it from her Nordic hide away.

- Geek Side Bar - JVC cameras have the worst software and driver requirements I have ever encountered. I recommend you install the software before a party, not on day three of a massive party weekend, when perhaps your judgment on such matters might be a little impaired.

Once unleashed the teaser trailer will be a random video that you might find will explaine just what, or who Spider-Jesus is and what is going on over on this bit of the web.

Don’t count on that however. But it will open your eyes to a whole world of mischief and confusion. The lucky few who have seen the raw footage have already had a peek into that realm of madness, and haven’t quiet been the same since. I’m pretty sure that’s a good thing…

Could this be Spider-Jesus?

Perhaps in the meantime you’d like a picture of a Dragon, who thinks he might be Spider-Jesus.

I’m on twitter now http://twitter.com/spider_jesus and I’d love to have you follow me, so I can keep you up to date with my activites, and share some Mojo over the wires.

With Hallowe’en on Friday don’t forget you need to be Maintaining Your Mojo all week ahead of the parties that are bound to occure weather they are just casually thrown together affairs, epic nights of mayhem or even if you’re sitting at home studying while wearing a silly hat. For a bit of TV to give you a midweek pick-me-up and Increase Your Mojo you could do worse then continuing with the shiny new seasons of Heroes (Season 3) and How I Met Your Mother (Season 4) or perhaps start watching The Fringe (Which, btw, I would have been watching since the begining if someone had said “New show by JJ Abrams” rather then try and actually describe it in some abstract way!) Actually, I’m not going to talk about Television shows, I’d recommend End Of Show for that. What I am going to also tempt you with as a quick and tasty Mojo booster is Strawberries or … Wait, I’ll tell you next Monday if it goes well.

Now you need to know that Tuesday is a Black Moon and if you’ve been feeling down then it’s time to Reset, and Reclaim your Mojo. Suggestions on how you might do this are welcome! Please, let me know your thoughts so we can keep sharing the Mojo.

And we’re done… Be sure to comment below,

Enjoy your Mojo Minions!

So Here It Is

Spider-Jesus — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:10:27 +0000

The first blog post is here, and it’s all a little bit cyptic right now, but they’ll be more up soon, all you need to know for now, is that I’m Spider-Jesus. Or perhaps, you’re Spider-Jesus and I’m just telling you I’m Spider-Jesus to confuse you.