Monday Mojo Maintenance Message 10th November 2008

November 11th, 2008 by Spider-Jesus

Hello Little Ones, 

Another Monday is here and after the  bright lights of Hallowe’en and Bonfire Night November falls into a bit of a slump, but fear not commercialism is at hand and have taken the prerogative to tell us Christmas is coming! Weather we like it or not. Clearly in America they have the right idea of throwing another all you can eat festival in the middle to keep people busy, but in Europe people make their own entertainment. Of course there are Spider-Jesus Minions the world over, some of them in uncivilised parts of the world where they don’t have the decency to get cold in Winter.

But for the rest of you still in the cold, without Thanksgiving to keep your mind off things surely you don’t need an excuse to go turn the heating up a notch, gather some friends and over eat together to spread the Mojo in your own way, events like Thanksgiving and Christmas might be needed to prompt the rest of the world to be social, but you know better then that, there is no better reason to get a group of people to come together beyond the very simple reason that they can.

While you take a moment to think about that dig out your diary to pick out a day in the near future you can summon up some Mojo out of pure randomness.

On to other matters, and as this site takes form Spider-Jesus needs you! Each Wednesday is for Hump Day Haikus and submissions are welcome - All you need to do is leave a comment here or on Twitter to let me know you’re interested, and I’l have one of my Minion’s talk you through the process of submitting it formally.

Enjoy Your Mojo Minions

Monday Mojo Maintenance Message 27th October 2008

October 27th, 2008 by Spider-Jesus

Hello Children,

 
Spider-Jesus here for the very first Monday Mojo Maintanence Message.
 
I just thought you’d like to know that the teaser trailer should be finding it’s way to the wilds of the interwebs in a couple of weeks as finally the raw footage  is waiting for our Video Editor to pick up. If she isn’t too busy getting a filling from a  Dentist. If she is, then it might be a call to the PhotoPixie to see if she can work her magic on it from her Nordic hide away.
 
- Geek Side Bar - JVC cameras have the worst software and driver requirements I have ever encountered. I recommend you install the software before a party, not on day three of a massive party weekend, when perhaps your judgment on such matters might be a little impaired.
 
Once unleashed the teaser trailer will be a random video that you might find will explaine just what, or who Spider-Jesus is and what is going on over on this bit of the web.
 
Don’t count on that however. But it will open your eyes to a whole world of mischief and confusion. The lucky few who have seen the raw footage have already had a peek into that realm of madness, and haven’t quiet been the same since. I’m pretty sure that’s a good thing…
 

I'm Spider-Jesus

Could this be Spider-Jesus?

Perhaps in the meantime you’d like a picture of a Dragon, who thinks he might be Spider-Jesus.

 
I’m on twitter now http://twitter.com/spider_jesus and I’d love to have you follow me, so I can keep you up to date with my activites, and share some Mojo over the wires.
 
With Hallowe’en on Friday don’t forget you need to be Maintaining Your Mojo all week ahead of the parties that are bound to occure weather they are just casually thrown together affairs, epic nights of mayhem or even if you’re sitting at home studying while wearing a silly hat. For a bit of TV to give you a midweek pick-me-up and Increase Your Mojo you could do worse then continuing with the shiny new seasons of Heroes (Season 3) and How I Met Your Mother (Season 4) or perhaps start watching The Fringe (Which, btw, I would have been watching since the begining if someone had said “New show by JJ Abrams” rather then try and actually describe it in some abstract way!) Actually, I’m not going to talk about Television shows, I’d recommend End Of Show for that. What I am going to also tempt you with as a quick and tasty Mojo booster is Strawberries or … Wait, I’ll tell you next Monday if it goes well.
 
Now you need to know that Tuesday is a Black Moon and if you’ve been feeling down then it’s time to Reset, and Reclaim your Mojo. Suggestions on how you might do this are welcome! Please, let me know your thoughts so we can keep sharing the Mojo.
 
And we’re done… Be sure to comment below,
 
Enjoy your Mojo Minions!