Spider-Jesus

It’s a Full Moon tonight Minions!

Spider-Jesus Minions know that you don’t need an excuse to party, but they also know that if there is one, they are going to take full advantage of it.

Well, normally at least - A Handful of Minions gathered for a Mojo meeting last night, and it’s fair to say a good time was had by all though it did mean that the Hump Day Haiku went AWOL, but good news, steps are been taken to get a regular supply in place so you need never have another dull Wednesday with out a little bite of tasty word play to help maintain your Mojo though to the weekend.

Since it’s a Full Moon tonight, have you remebered your Spider-Jesus teachings and put your Lucky Penny out in the Moonlight to charge it’s luck up? Get to it!

Not got a Lucky Penny? Well, this is how you make one:

First of all, Lucky Pennies are always very old. But also very shiny. The really sneaky, and thus shinyest pennies hide under durt however, making them hard to spot.

Next, show your penny some Love. A nice clean, a bit of smooth talking, make sure your Lucky Penny knows it’s important. 

Then, put it out to charge up under the moon light. Moon Rays are full of luck, so your now happy Lucky Penny is ready to soak them up so it’s brimming with protential Awesomeness. 

All that’s left to do is keep it some where safe - Not with other coins of course, any fool knows that luck leaks to other, non-primed coins and loses thee Mojo, so have a think where to keep it and you’re set, one Lucky Penny for any occasion, give it a wirl next time you find yourself holding a scratch card.